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Topic: Miley Cyrus is hot?
started by: GORDON

Posted by GORDON on May 10 2013,08:06

< According to Maxim she is. >

I don't think I get it.

< https://www.google.com/search?....bih=671 >

Posted by Troy on May 10 2013,08:17

Yes. Don't be ridiculous. Even with the punk rock hair.

Posted by TheCatt on May 10 2013,08:35

No, no, and no.

Posted by TPRJones on May 10 2013,08:42

I don't get it. I always thought she was a bit of a butterface.

Posted by Malcolm on May 10 2013,08:44

Fuck, no.

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Yes. Don't be ridiculous. Even with the punk rock hair.

That makes her look like more of a tool. And she's still only one degree away from the demon-spawn from hell that brought us "Achy Breaky Heart."

Posted by Leisher on May 10 2013,09:04

I'd hit it.

She's cute, but not hot. Absolutely should NOT be #1. She should be in be 70s.

Posted by Malcolm on May 10 2013,09:29

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I'd hit it.

If I never, ever, fucking ever had to see her again.

Posted by Troy on May 10 2013,09:41

Oh, the hottest. I didn't realise we were talking about the epitome of hotness. Then no.

But doable? Cooomeeee oonnnn!

Posted by Leisher on May 10 2013,09:44

You're insane.

First, I'd bet she's a freak in bed. She just seems like it. I rather fuck a moderately attractive woman who is a freak I bed than a super hot woman who is worthless in bed.

Second, she's rich as fuck. I'd be her booty call to get spoiled.

"Hey Leisher, what do you for a living?"

"I sleep in, golf, play cards, chase skirts, goof off, watch moves, play video games, and occasionally give it to Miley Cyrus."

Posted by TheCatt on May 10 2013,09:58

I bet she's high maintenance and has never seen Airplane.

Posted by GORDON on May 10 2013,10:04

Isn't that the new Denzel Washington movie?

she'd say

Posted by Malcolm on May 10 2013,10:15

(TheCatt @ May 10 2013,11:58)

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I bet she's high maintenance and has never seen Airplane.

That's kind of what I'm working towards. Eventually that would start outweighing the money and fucking. One and done. Fuck carrying on.

Posted by Leisher on May 10 2013,11:06

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Eventually that would start outweighing the money and fucking.

If only a technology existed that would allow her to go back in time to see Airplane...

As for the high maintenance part, they are all high maintenance. They just each require different types of service.

Posted by Malcolm on May 10 2013,11:27

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As for the high maintenance part, they are all high maintenance.

Before I call bullshit, define "they."

Posted by Leisher on May 10 2013,11:29

Women.

Posted by Malcolm on May 10 2013,11:35

(Leisher @ May 10 2013,13:29)

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Women.

That's what I thought. So yeah, I call bullshit on that as a tautology.

Posted by TheCatt on May 10 2013,12:24

(Leisher @ May 10 2013,14:29)

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Women.

Bullshit.

Posted by TPRJones on May 10 2013,12:37

I will accept that most women - especially those that have bought into the bullshit princess mentality perpetuated by nearly every chick-flick ever made - are high maintenance.

Some are low maintenance. But they are rare in our age groups, IMO.

Posted by GORDON on May 10 2013,12:56

I think it is only women with ovaries that have emotional problems. The rest are stable.

Posted by Leisher on May 10 2013,13:16

There are always exceptions to the rule, however the general rule of thumb on women is that there is maintenance involved.

And there should be... if you don't think so, then you're doing it wrong. (Or you're the one that's high maintenance.)

There's nothing wrong with that. I'm not condemning them. I'd rather spend time with my wife than one of you clowns (and I say that with the highest respect), but if you really break things down, they set the rules because they are the ones with more needs.

Posted by TheCatt on May 10 2013,13:18

Yes, women = maintenance. Life = maintenance. Relationships = maintenance. I'm just saying not all women are high maintenance.

A significant minority are not.

Hell, or maybe not, and I just got lucky?

Posted by Leisher on May 10 2013,13:28

I think you got lucky. Why?

Find me another woman who would give up her eyesight for the rest of her life instead of sex.

Have a national poll on that. She'll be in far less than a "significant minority".

Posted by Malcolm on May 10 2013,15:13

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...if you don't think so, then you're doing it wrong. (Or you're the one that's high maintenance.)

Completely, utterly, one hundred and eighty degrees wrong. I am well aware that I'm a single dude saying this to a married dude, so don't play that card. Or perhaps I should ask for a proper definition of "maintenance," because that's the word I'm hung up on.

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...they set the rules because they are the ones with more needs.

No. Psychologically speaking, you've got just as many. Needs that is. Me and < this dude > concur.

Posted by GORDON on May 10 2013,15:29

Such a fine line between "needs" and "requirements."

Posted by Malcolm on May 10 2013,15:38

(GORDON @ May 10 2013,17:29)

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Such a fine line between "needs" and "requirements."

Wtf? Those are synonyms. Explain.

Posted by TheCatt on May 10 2013,17:40

(Leisher @ May 10 2013,16:28)

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Hahahhahha... I had completely forgotten about that.

Posted by GORDON on May 10 2013,19:12

(Malcolm @ May 10 2013,18:38)

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(GORDON @ May 10 2013,17:29)

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Such a fine line between "needs" and "requirements."

Wtf? Those are synonyms. Explain.

I need food and water. I require a mate that will cater to my every whim or else I will throw a moody tantrum.

Posted by Malcolm on May 11 2013,09:12

The second one doesn't sound requirementy. It sounds as if they suffer from some type of neurosis/psychosis. In that case, the requirement is to get your damn head in order.

Posted by GORDON on May 11 2013,10:46

Just pointing out that there's about a thousand miles of difference between a need and a requirement.

Posted by Malcolm on May 11 2013,11:24

You have to be reading a different dictionary than I am.

< need >
noun
1. a requirement, necessary duty, or obligation: There is no need for you to go there.
2. a lack of something wanted or deemed necessary: to fulfill the needs of the assignment.
3. urgent want, as of something requisite: He has no need of your charity.
4. necessity arising from the circumstances of a situation or case: There is no need to worry.
5. a situation or time of difficulty; exigency: to help a friend in need; to be a friend in need.

< requirement >
noun
1. that which is required; a thing demanded or obligatory: One of the requirements of the job is accuracy.
2. an act or instance of requiring.
3. a need or necessity: to meet the requirements of daily life.

Perhaps you mean < this word > or < this word > when you say "requirement." To quote the great philosopher Jules Winnfield:

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English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

Posted by GORDON on May 11 2013,11:29

Jesus fuck, malcolm.

Posted by Paul on May 13 2013,17:52

Me thinks Gordo is mistaking "require" with "desire."

(GORDON @ May 10 2013,22:12)

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I require a mate that will cater to my every whim or else I will throw a moody tantrum.

Yeah, that sort of mate is required (needed) to avoid a tantrum, but the mate is desired part of your life, not a required part of your life. You won't die if you don't find a mate to cater to your every whim.

(By mate we're talking about a sexy cabana boy, right?)

Posted by GORDON on May 13 2013,18:40

(Paul @ May 13 2013,20:52)

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Me thinks Gordo is mistaking "require" with "desire."

I mistake nothing, it is women who say these things and don't know the difference, which is the entire derail this thread went on.

You assholes.

Posted by Malcolm on May 13 2013,18:53

(Paul @ May 13 2013,19:52)

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Me thinks Gordo is mistaking "require" with "desire."

Someone mark this shit down in history. Me and Paul are on the same page.

Posted by TPRJones on May 13 2013,19:06

I understood you, GORDON.

You pretty little princess, you.

Posted by Leisher on May 14 2013,05:52

I'd still bang Miley Cyrus.