Topic: Hell hath no fury
started by: Leisher
Posted by Leisher on May 01 2012,10:20
< This bitch is CRAZY!!! >
Posted by GORDON on May 01 2012,10:28
And really, what kind of dumb polack lets a woman he dumped knock him out and have access to his teeth?Maybe it is a rural area and she was the only dentist around, or something.
But even so, the craziness must be assumed in all cases.
Posted by TPRJones on May 01 2012,10:49
Pretty stupid of him.Still, he needs to sue her and make her pay for a whole new set of implants. He'd win that case easy.
Posted by GORDON on May 01 2012,10:51
(TPRJones @ May 01 2012,13:49)
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Pretty stupid of him.
Still, he needs to sue her and make her pay for a whole new set of implants. He'd win that case easy.
Still, he needs to sue her and make her pay for a whole new set of implants. He'd win that case easy.
I'd want jail time, too. He got maimed.
Posted by TPRJones on May 01 2012,10:57
Well, yeah. But not until after she pays, or he'll never get any replacement teeth.
Posted by GORDON on May 01 2012,10:58
At any rate, I would certainly want to bite a chunk out of her bank account.
Posted by TPRJones on May 01 2012,11:04
Ain't that the tooth!
Posted by Leisher on May 01 2012,12:19
Your bad play on words are flossing over the real issue!
Posted by TPRJones on May 01 2012,12:33
Okay then, brushing all that aside what do you see as the real issue here?
Posted by Leisher on May 01 2012,12:45
Dammit! I didn't think you'd have an answer...Uhm...I think the root of the problem is that she's crazy!
Ok, he's a moron, twice over in fact. Once for seeing her, the second time for buying her explanation. However, she threw her entire life's work and professional career away for petty vengeance.
If that's "I am woman, hear me roar", then they should probably shut the fuck up and think things through first.
Posted by TPRJones on May 01 2012,12:53
Trust me, I could carry on with the puns for a long time with no problem. It's a curse. 
I think your analysis drills right to the heart of the matter, and I agree wholeheartedly.
Posted by Leisher on May 01 2012,12:56
I think you might win the crown for your puns.
Posted by GORDON on May 01 2012,13:08
One thing is for sure, being toothless sure did gum up his love life.
Posted by TPRJones on May 01 2012,13:43
Yeah, his young new maiden ture was shallow! Did she only love him for his smile?
Posted by Leisher on May 02 2012,06:18
This dentist didn't have the wisdom to let things go.(I think I only have two more...)
Posted by TPRJones on May 02 2012,06:27
She set such serious records for crazy here, she deserves a plaque.
Posted by Leisher on May 02 2012,06:56
I realize this dentist was upset by the breakup, but if she was lonely, she should have purchased a canine for companionship and emotional support.
Posted by TPRJones on May 02 2012,07:10
I do feel a little bad for her, though. Faced with this sort of crazy, can you imagine what sort of retainer her lawyer is going to demand?
Posted by Leisher on May 02 2012,07:36
Do you think removing his teeth filled the cavity he left in her heart?
Posted by GORDON on May 02 2012,07:45
I just thought of something.In the Shawshank Redemption version of Family Guy, Peter was there 3 months before 2 words came out of his mouth.... and those words were "Vagina boob."
Vagina boob.
Oh George Lucas.
Posted by TPRJones on May 02 2012,07:50
(Leisher @ May 02 2012,09:36)
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Do you think removing his teeth filled the cavity he left in her heart?
For her sake I hope it at least put a dentin it.
Posted by Leisher on May 02 2012,10:40
Perhaps she was up set because she felt they were on the cuspid of eternal happiness?I've got one more lame one like this...
Posted by TPRJones on May 02 2012,10:52
Surely so, and when their relationship started to decay she just couldn't handle it.And is there any such thing as a non-lame pun?
Posted by TheCatt on May 02 2012,11:28
Guess she'll be filling out the rest of her days in jail. Hope she's ready for a cavity search.
Posted by Leisher on May 03 2012,05:47
I guess she really missed having him incisor.
Posted by TPRJones on May 03 2012,06:28
I hear she liked him for his six-back belly. She is quoted as saying, "His abcess muy grande!"...
I have to admit, I'm not proud of this one.