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Forum: General Stuff Topic: I'm dead and this is hell, right? started by: GORDON Posted by GORDON on May 26 2009,15:25
Yesterday:Wife has misplaced her sunglasses. She is searching the house getting more and more irritated. Wife: I can't find them! I know they have to be here! Did you notice when I had them on last? Me: (Detecting danger now that her attention is on me) No, I can't recall where I saw you with them, last. Also, this is going to end up being my fault, right? Wife: Of course not. But if you paid more attention to me, you'd have noticed where I had them last. Posted by Malcolm on May 26 2009,15:42
Were she paying attention to you more, she could remind you to do so when appropriate.
Posted by Vince on May 26 2009,15:48
Nice turn-about Malcolm
Posted by Malcolm on May 26 2009,17:18
Keep in mind that phrase has never actually worked. I dunno what "work" would constitute in this case, though. Silence, I guess?
Posted by Vince on May 26 2009,19:56
It's a moral victory
Posted by Malcolm on May 26 2009,20:45
Most relationships have NOTHING to do w\ morality. You can put "marriage" at the top of that list.
Posted by Alhazad on May 27 2009,15:15
"I'm sorry, I don't notice things you look terrible in while wearing. Like how trauma victims blank out parts of their life."
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