Topic: "Swine Flu"
started by: GORDON
Posted by GORDON on Apr. 28 2009,12:46
Bird flu.SARS.
Yawn.
Posted by Malcolm on Apr. 28 2009,13:12
The day people stop telling me there's something new around the corner that's coming to kill me is the day I'll be worried.
Posted by GORDON on Apr. 28 2009,14:59
There are reports out of Mexico City in Twitter feeds of the Swine Flu dead... rising.< http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090425235944AACcY0v >
< http://www.cafemom.com/group/416/forums/read/8706949/Swine_Flu_Zombies >
Swine flu zombie being pursued on Hollywood Blvd...
< http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090427205935AArdY1P >
The Zombie Preparedness Initiative is going to Zomcon 4.
< http://ww2.zombieinitiative.org/node/3503 >
Posted by Vince on Apr. 28 2009,17:53
(GORDON @ Apr. 28 2009,14:46)
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Bird flu.
SARS.
Yawn.
SARS.
Yawn.
You've learned your lessons well young grass hopper ;-)
Posted by GORDON on Apr. 28 2009,18:03
Patient Zero in World War Z was also a young boy.< http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news....TO=1490 >
Posted by TPRJones on Apr. 29 2009,19:28
Posted by GORDON on Apr. 29 2009,20:08
Heh, I saved the same pic with diff caption.
Posted by Malcolm on Apr. 30 2009,14:38
My employer just canceled a massive meeting cos of the "threat & panic" due to the swine flu "epidemic."Christ on a crutch.
Posted by GORDON on Apr. 30 2009,14:41
Then score, right? Convince him some paid days off are needed in the name of being responsible.
Posted by Mommy Dearest on May 01 2009,15:57
Hell, I just left a group of 8 at my bar that was supposed to be in a Mexican Resort today. Yeah me!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Malcolm on May 01 2009,16:35
(GORDON @ Apr. 30 2009,16:41)
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Then score, right? Convince him some paid days off are needed in the name of being responsible.
We churn out enough morons as it is.
Posted by Malcolm on Sep. 17 2009,18:45
One of my students tested positive for this shyte. Let's see how virulent it really is.Bring it on, you bitch of a virus.
Posted by GORDON on Sep. 17 2009,18:46
Dare you to go lick him. Or her.
Posted by Malcolm on Sep. 17 2009,18:49
(GORDON @ Sep. 17 2009,20:46)
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Dare you to go lick him. Or her.
My immune system has been boosted to superhuman levels by years of doing research studies. Shit, most of my mixers have assloads of vitamin C.
And no. Exposure to the aerosol is enough.
Posted by Leisher on Jul. 31 2012,09:42
Well, last year I predicted 2012 would see a pachyderm flu. I was slightly off. < Seal flu. >
Posted by TheCatt on May 28 2013,16:04
< SARS 2: >And it's racist
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The virus had infected 44 people worldwide as of last week, most of them in the Middle East, according to the World Health Organization's most recent update Thursday. Half of them have died.
Also in its Thursday update, the WHO appeared to have given the novel coronavirus a name: Middle East respiratory symptom coronavirus, or MERS-CoV
Also in its Thursday update, the WHO appeared to have given the novel coronavirus a name: Middle East respiratory symptom coronavirus, or MERS-CoV
It'll probably destroy humanity as we know it
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A new SARS-like virus recently found in humans is "a threat to the entire world," according to the director-general of the United Nations' World Health Organization.
The so-called novel coronavirus "is not a problem that any single affected country can keep to itself or manage all by itself," Margaret Chan said Monday in her closing remarks at the 66th World Assembly in Geneva, Switzerland.
The world needs to pull together its resources to properly tackle the virus which, Chan said, is her "greatest concern" at present
The so-called novel coronavirus "is not a problem that any single affected country can keep to itself or manage all by itself," Margaret Chan said Monday in her closing remarks at the 66th World Assembly in Geneva, Switzerland.
The world needs to pull together its resources to properly tackle the virus which, Chan said, is her "greatest concern" at present