Topic: Happy Birthday Troy
started by: GORDON
Posted by GORDON on Feb. 22 2009,16:14
Is there no existing thread?
Posted by TheCatt on Feb. 22 2009,16:22
Happy Birthday!
Posted by unkbill on Feb. 22 2009,16:34
Happy Birthday!
Posted by Malcolm on Feb. 22 2009,17:47
Hookers and blow, man.
Posted by Troy on Feb. 22 2009,23:02
Thanks.24, bout the same as 23 really, only I'm not in school.
Posted by GORDON on Feb. 23 2009,17:48
And unemployed!
Posted by Malcolm on Feb. 23 2009,18:19
(Troy @ Feb. 23 2009,01:02)
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Thanks.
24, bout the same as 23 really, only I'm not in school.
24, bout the same as 23 really, only I'm not in school.
They're all pretty much shit from this point out. You might do some wacky shit when you hit 30.
Posted by GORDON on Feb. 23 2009,19:08
My 21st was spent in Israel... and it was a blast.My 30th... I got chemotherapy. On my birthday. Not so much fun.
Don't really remember any more... but I remember my 20th. I did an 18 mile hike in California. At gunpoint.
Posted by unkbill on Feb. 23 2009,19:09
(Malcolm @ Feb. 23 2009,18:19)
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(Troy @ Feb. 23 2009,01:02)
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Thanks.
24, bout the same as 23 really, only I'm not in school.
24, bout the same as 23 really, only I'm not in school.
They're all pretty much shit from this point out. You might do some wacky shit when you hit 30.
God lord yes he is right. Take it from someone who is almost 50. Break out the razor blades. Just do it. ;) Fly low and hard for now. Later on you can but it is just a little more painful getting up out of bed.
Posted by Troy on Feb. 24 2009,10:11
Under advice from this thread:This week I did lines and lines of coke, sky dived, got into a bar fight with the biggest biker I could find, and then took home four supermodels and did all four of them before finally defrauding the government out of a cool 10 million and moved to the bahamas.
Or, realistically, I'm going to Atlanta to job hunt
Maybe next time!
Posted by Malcolm on Feb. 22 2010,17:37
Yo.
Posted by Leisher on Feb. 22 2010,18:35
Happy birthday
Posted by TheCatt on Feb. 22 2010,19:26
(Troy @ Feb. 24 2009,13:11)
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Under advice from this thread:
This week I did lines and lines of coke, sky dived, got into a bar fight with the biggest biker I could find, and then took home four supermodels and did all four of them before finally defrauding the government out of a cool 10 million and moved to the bahamas.
Or, realistically, I'm going to Atlanta to job hunt
Maybe next time!
This week I did lines and lines of coke, sky dived, got into a bar fight with the biggest biker I could find, and then took home four supermodels and did all four of them before finally defrauding the government out of a cool 10 million and moved to the bahamas.
Or, realistically, I'm going to Atlanta to job hunt
Maybe next time!
Well, now that you have the job, time to do the coke and sky diving.
Posted by Troy on Feb. 23 2010,06:35
Fuck, I'm old 
Moving into a sweet apartment overlooking the midtown park in a few weeks though, so life is good, otherwise
Posted by GORDON on Feb. 23 2010,06:43
Woman start nagging yet?
Posted by Troy on Feb. 23 2010,07:51
(GORDON @ Feb. 23 2010,06:43)
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Woman start nagging yet?
start?
I thought they just do it naturally. Unless there is another level of nagging I haven't seen yet. Shit.
Posted by GORDON on Feb. 23 2010,10:20
It isn't her nagging that changes, it's your tolerance for it.
Posted by Malcolm on Feb. 23 2010,16:38
(GORDON @ Feb. 23 2010,12:20)
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It isn't her nagging that changes, it's your tolerance for it.
That ought to be on a t-shirt somewhere.
Still pretty sure nagging goes up, though.
Posted by GORDON on Feb. 23 2010,17:14
I always think of George Costanza's parents from Seinfeld, how any little thing would set them off screaming at each other.You know that only happens after at least 3 decades of constant friction.
Posted by Malcolm on Feb. 23 2010,17:30
(GORDON @ Feb. 23 2010,19:14)
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I always think of George Costanza's parents from Seinfeld, how any little thing would set them off screaming at each other.
You know that only happens after at least 3 decades of constant friction.
You know that only happens after at least 3 decades of constant friction.
Decades? Try years or months.
Posted by GORDON on Feb. 22 2011,19:57
I was afk all day and no one started the thread so you know who the best person is, here.
Posted by Leisher on Feb. 22 2011,21:48
Ditto.
Posted by Malcolm on Feb. 22 2011,22:23
Giggity.
Posted by Troy on Feb. 22 2011,22:45
Thanks guys, 26 is old
Posted by TheCatt on Feb. 23 2011,06:19
Shut it, youngin.
Posted by Troy on Feb. 23 2011,06:47
I have done progressively better, employment wise, the last few birthdays. From unemployed, to marketing peon, to junior consultant. Maybe I will be a CEO next year.
Posted by TheCatt on Feb. 23 2011,06:53
I hear junior consultant is often the stepping stone to running the company.
Posted by GORDON on Feb. 22 2012,06:19
(Troy @ Feb. 23 2011,01:45)
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Thanks guys, 26 is old
Pining for 26 now, aren't ya.
Posted by Leisher on Feb. 22 2012,06:20
Another year older? It's amazing he hasn't been put into a home yet.
Posted by TheCatt on Feb. 22 2012,07:09
Weird, I found this thread this morning around 6am, and swore I posted something, but clearly I didn't.I blame old age. See what you have to look forward to?
Posted by Troy on Feb. 22 2012,16:09
Thanks guys!This birthday: Married, Check, Employed, Check, Not Homeless, Check.
Things are pretty good.
Posted by GORDON on Feb. 22 2012,16:12
Two out of three aint bad.
Posted by Leisher on Feb. 22 2013,09:15
Happy birthday Troy! (2013 version)
Posted by Malcolm on Feb. 22 2013,10:38
Maybe you'll get a real NFL team as a present.
Posted by TheCatt on Feb. 22 2013,17:02
Well, he did move to Atlanta, right? That's got to like half count as a team.Happy Birthday, kid!
Posted by Troy on Feb. 23 2013,07:32
(Malcolm @ Feb. 22 2013,10:38)
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Maybe you'll get a real NFL team as a present.
MY FOOTBALL HONOR
And thanks
Posted by Malcolm on Feb. 22 2014,18:10
Almost let this slip me by. I hope the post-op transvestite dwarf hooker I sent you arrived.
Posted by Malcolm on Feb. 22 2014,18:10
Merge.
Posted by TheCatt on Feb. 22 2014,18:14
Happy Birthday! Go kill some fucktards on Rust.
Posted by Leisher on Feb. 22 2014,20:18
Happy Birthday!
Posted by Troy on Feb. 23 2014,08:52
Thanks!
Posted by Leisher on Feb. 21 2015,23:28
Happy Birthday!
Posted by Malcolm on Feb. 21 2015,23:36
May you get the Cam Newton-Luke Kuechly-Kelvin Benjamin four-way you want.
Posted by TheCatt on Feb. 22 2015,05:31
Happy Birthday!
Posted by GORDON on Feb. 22 2015,06:59
HB2U.
Posted by Vince on Feb. 22 2015,10:22
Happy Birthday Troy!
Posted by Troy on Feb. 23 2015,06:24
Thanks dudes. In St. Lucia turning 30 this week. Life could be worse
Posted by Malcolm on Feb. 22 2016,10:26
First birthday in Hippie-ville. Go to the corner of Haight and Ashbury, tell them I sent you.
Posted by Troy on Feb. 22 2016,11:40
Appreciate it!But it's pretty much rich techies that live in that neighborhood now - like the majority of the city. Most of the hippies have moved to the East bay or elsewhere.
Dolores Park is closer to me, and you can smell it from a block away on the weekend.
Posted by Malcolm on Feb. 22 2016,11:52
One Memorial Day weekend, maybe 10 or so years ago, was on the corner. The vendors came out of the shadows in about thirty seconds.
Posted by TheCatt on Feb. 22 2016,11:53
Happy Birthday, Troy!
Posted by Leisher on Feb. 22 2016,13:32
Happy Birthday!