Topic: Happy Birthday Jesus!
started by: GORDON
Posted by GORDON on Dec. 25 2006,06:43
Yeah!
Posted by Vince on Dec. 25 2007,07:08
Didn't see one for him started that I could recycle, so I made a new one.
Posted by GORDON on Dec. 25 2007,07:36
Big ups to Baby J!(And I found the old one and merged, in Jesus name I pray)
Posted by Malcolm on Dec. 25 2007,10:30
If Jesus really loved me, he'd get me the fuck outta this town. Right fucking now.
Posted by GORDON on Dec. 25 2007,11:34
(Malcolm @ Dec. 25 2007,13:30)
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If Jesus really loved me, he'd get me the fuck outta this town. Right fucking now.
"Beer is evidence that there is a God, and He loves us."
~ Ben Franklin
supposedly.
Posted by Malcolm on Dec. 25 2007,12:51
Ben spent a portion of his life in Europe womanizing, carousing, & drinking. He probably said it.
Posted by TheCatt on Dec. 25 2007,13:06
(Malcolm @ Dec. 25 2007,13:30)
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If Jesus really loved me, he'd get me the fuck outta this town. Right fucking now.
So I thought you were in St. Louis? Are you in some small town outside of there?
Posted by Malcolm on Dec. 25 2007,17:12
Nope. The actual city of St. Louis itself, in all its run-down & misdirected splendour & glory.
Posted by TheCatt on Dec. 25 2008,05:54
Bump.
Posted by Mommy Dearest on Dec. 25 2008,06:22
Bump Bump
Posted by Leisher on Dec. 25 2008,08:14
Seasons Greetings.
Posted by Jesus of Nazareth on Dec. 25 2008,08:26
Sup yo.Sup.
Posted by Malcolm on Dec. 25 2008,10:32
(Malcolm @ Dec. 25 2007,19:12)
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Nope. The actual city of St. Louis itself, in all its run-down & misdirected splendour & glory.
Bump.
Posted by GORDON on Dec. 24 2009,21:03
Jesus bumped.
Posted by unkbill on Dec. 24 2009,23:32
Amen!
Posted by TheCatt on Dec. 25 2009,06:07
Hallelujah!
Posted by Leisher on Dec. 25 2009,08:42
Happy Festivus!
Posted by Troy on Dec. 25 2009,09:17
Festivus is the 23rd.
Posted by TheCatt on Dec. 24 2010,21:02
Bump.Bring me a pony.
Posted by GORDON on Dec. 24 2010,21:31
I'm switching allegiances.This December 25th, let's get away from all the commercialization and get back to the roots of our traditions. We should be celebrating the birth of a man who dared to stand up for what he believed in despite religious persecution, and who has irrefutably made the world a better place through his deeds. Happy birthday, Sir Isaac Newton.
Posted by unkbill on Dec. 25 2010,07:01
Happy Birthday! Bring me anything.
Posted by Leisher on Dec. 25 2010,09:47
Happy Birthday Jesus! I hope you all get what you want.
Posted by Malcolm on Dec. 25 2010,13:17
(Leisher @ Dec. 25 2010,11:47)
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Happy Birthday Jesus! I hope you all get what you want.
Nope. No zombie apocalypse this year.
Posted by GORDON on Dec. 25 2010,14:54
(Malcolm @ Dec. 25 2010,16:17)
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(Leisher @ Dec. 25 2010,11:47)
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Happy Birthday Jesus! I hope you all get what you want.
Nope. No zombie apocalypse this year.
There's still time.
Posted by GORDON on Dec. 26 2010,08:44
Anyone get any phat lewt for Newton's bday? The wife and I just bought a shitload of tv and blu rays during the Black Friday sales, so yesterday morning was just for the kid. Proud to say he took 2 hours to open presents, and the credit cards all have zero balances.
Posted by TheCatt on Dec. 26 2010,09:14
I bought myself a Kinect (a few weeks ago) and Kinect Sports a couple of days ago.So yesterday was pretty much all for the girl. I don't think she scored as well as your son.
Posted by GORDON on Dec. 26 2010,09:17
My wife goes really overboard. Don't know how to stop her.
Posted by unkbill on Dec. 26 2010,09:23
I scored an 8 way socket wrench, a miniature socket set, 2 different kinds of pry bars(small crowbar and a small dual catspaw) and smoked elk sausage. I don't think I could have done better.
Posted by TheCatt on Dec. 26 2010,14:54
(GORDON @ Dec. 26 2010,12:17)
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My wife goes really overboard. Don't know how to stop her.
I think we spent ~$100 on our 3 yo daughter. That seems low, but she didn't get anything really big. Apparently we're cheap. I really thought we got her more stuff, but we apparently didn't.
This Christmas was really hampered by the birth of our other daughter a month ago, and everyone in the family being sick at least once. It was the lowest key Christmas ever.
I'm sure next year will be different.
Posted by Vince on Dec. 27 2010,16:31
(GORDON @ Dec. 26 2010,11:17)
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My wife goes really overboard. Don't know how to stop her.
Seriously? Have you shown her the back of your hand lately?
Posted by Malcolm on Dec. 27 2010,17:38
Comedy gold.
Posted by GORDON on Dec. 27 2010,17:42
She's only interested in the back of my hand if there is a twenty taped to it.
Posted by GORDON on Jan. 10 2011,09:36
Two of his fave Newton's BDay gifts:
Posted by TheCatt on Dec. 25 2011,11:57
I wouldn't say we went overboard this year, but there sure were more presents than I had planned on.
Posted by GORDON on Dec. 25 2011,11:59
Ditto.
Posted by TheCatt on Dec. 25 2012,06:30
Posted by TheCatt on Dec. 25 2012,06:31
That was bigger than I thought.TWSS
Posted by TheCatt on Dec. 25 2012,06:36
Wow, my wife thinks we go overboard every year. Clearly I need to show her Dawn's FB feed 
Posted by GORDON on Dec. 25 2012,07:41
Yeah.But I got the boy and I Assault Bows and Arrows, so at least there is weaponry under the tree this year.
Posted by Leisher on Dec. 25 2012,11:08
Happy/Merry Christmas/Festivus/Kwanza/Hanukkah/Holidays!!!!
Posted by GORDON on Dec. 25 2012,11:15
HR Memo to Staff: It is inappropriate to refer to Kwanza as "Black Hanuka" or "Blanakah."
Posted by GORDON on Dec. 25 2012,19:30
Posted by TheCatt on Dec. 25 2013,10:57
Happy Birthday, Christmas!
Posted by Leisher on Dec. 25 2013,14:06
I hope you all get laid.
Posted by GORDON on Dec. 25 2013,14:21
Happy birthday, Santa!
Posted by TheCatt on Dec. 25 2013,15:24
(Leisher @ Dec. 25 2013,17:06)
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I hope you all get laid.
Lord knows we deserve it.