Topic: Your list of 5
started by: Leisher
Posted by Leisher on Jun. 02 2015,10:04
You know the " list of 5 celebs you're 'allowed' to do" that every married person knows about, can talk about, but would be murdered if they ever actually followed through with?Post your 5 with pictures.
Here are my current 5:
Probably the person with the highest Q rating on the planet right now. (BTW, her name is Milana Vayntrub.)
She's a pixie (my thing), can cook, she's Italian, and her father is in Hollywood. What's not to like?
Crazy hot, perfect body, Hollywood connections, by all accounts pretty nice and sane, and likes "normal" guy nerds.
And I've got to be honest, I'm a bit stuck at this point. There are others I can think of, but I'm not sure I'd put them on this list like ScarJo, Fiona from Burn Notice, that platinum blonde chick from GoT that I'm sure will be on one of your lists, etc.
Oh wait...Duh.
I mean, even if she wasn't hot (and she is), being able to say you slept with the most dangerous woman on the planet is awesome.
Taking applications for #5.
Posted by TheCatt on Jun. 02 2015,10:06
Who's that #3?
Posted by Leisher on Jun. 02 2015,10:27
Heather Graham. She's been on my list since she hit the scene, and has stayed on it based on stuff I've heard about her off camera life.
Posted by GORDON on Jun. 02 2015,13:49
You suckers.... I'm allowed a list of 10.
Posted by TheCatt on Jun. 02 2015,14:06
(Leisher @ Jun. 02 2015,13:27)
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Heather Graham. She's been on my list since she hit the scene, and has stayed on it based on stuff I've heard about her off camera life.
Whoa. OK, she looked super familiar I just couldn't place it.
She would have been on my late 90s list, then I probably would have forgotten.
I haven't made a list in forevers. My wife says everyone's fair game.
Posted by GORDON on Jun. 02 2015,14:08
Yeah, I might have to update my list. The hot ass-kicking woman on Agents of SHIELD is from Toledo and I never know when she may be visiting and I get a chance to seduce her.
Posted by TPRJones on Jun. 02 2015,14:46
Which one? May? Skye? Bobbi?
Posted by GORDON on Jun. 02 2015,15:03
Uh, Bobbi, I think.
Posted by Vince on Jun. 02 2015,15:47
May is like... 52 I think? Looks really good.
Posted by TPRJones on Jun. 02 2015,16:38
(Leisher @ Jun. 02 2015,12:04)
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Milana Vayntrub
Oh, hell yeah. The hot half of Live Prude Girls. She'd also be on my list.
The rest of your list is too blond for me. Others on my top five would currently be Trisha Hershberger, Ashly Burch, Ashley Mardell, and Lindsey Doe.
Posted by Malcolm on Jun. 02 2015,20:18
(TPRJones @ Jun. 02 2015,18:38)
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(Leisher @ Jun. 02 2015,12:04)
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Milana Vayntrub
Oh, hell yeah. The hot half of Live Prude Girls. She'd also be on my list.
The rest of your list is too blond for me. Others on my top five would currently be Trisha Hershberger, Ashly Burch, Ashley Mardell, and Lindsey Doe.
You're single. You don't need a list.
Posted by TPRJones on Jun. 02 2015,20:45
True, but I can still have a top five.
Posted by Leisher on Jun. 02 2015,21:52
(TPRJones @ Jun. 02 2015,19:38)
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(Leisher @ Jun. 02 2015,12:04)
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Milana Vayntrub
Oh, hell yeah. The hot half of Live Prude Girls. She'd also be on my list.
The rest of your list is too blond for me. Others on my top five would currently be Trisha Hershberger, Ashly Burch, Ashley Mardell, and Lindsey Doe.
I have no idea who those women are, but I look forward to looking them up.
You're also the only one who named anyone besides me.
I think the rest of them are afraid we'll tease them when they post an image of the cast of The View.
Posted by TPRJones on Jun. 03 2015,04:06
They're all internet people. Mostly YouTube. They're also all short & petite, mostly dark-haired, smart, and hilarious. I have a type.Of them I think you'd appreciate the work of Ashly Burch the most.
< Hey Ash, Season 1 > (There's four seasons so far, S5 coming soon)
< Baked Goods >
Posted by GORDON on Jun. 03 2015,06:02
I said in the other thread the blonde chick from The B in Apartment 23 was on my list.My problem is that the chicks I would have listed 2 years ago recently had babies and are ruined. Mila, Natalie, Scarlet. Sigh. I don't know many of the new chicks.
Posted by TheCatt on Jun. 03 2015,06:35
(GORDON @ Jun. 03 2015,09:02)
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I said in the other thread the blonde chick from The B in Apartment 23 was on my list.
Has an alien face.
Posted by GORDON on Jun. 03 2015,06:45
(TheCatt @ Jun. 03 2015,09:35)
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(GORDON @ Jun. 03 2015,09:02)
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I said in the other thread the blonde chick from The B in Apartment 23 was on my list.
Has an alien face.
No... wait. She has a face? Another gay.
My main memory of her is when I saw her masturbating in a bathtub, but I don't remember a face.
Posted by GORDON on Jun. 03 2015,06:47
Do you remember seeing Star Wars: The Phantom Menace in the theaters when Natalie Portman still had nipples? They edited those off for the DVDs.
Posted by Leisher on Jun. 03 2015,07:40
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Post your 5 with pictures.
Posted by Malcolm on Jun. 03 2015,08:01
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No... wait. She has a face? Another gay.
So G's ideal woman either has no face or no head?
Posted by GORDON on Jun. 03 2015,08:03
(Malcolm @ Jun. 03 2015,11:01)
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No... wait. She has a face? Another gay.
So G's ideal woman either has no face or no head?
lol like females have faces above their mouths
Posted by TPRJones on Jun. 03 2015,09:43
(Leisher @ Jun. 03 2015,09:40)
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Post your 5 with pictures.
*sigh* So lazy.
Posted by GORDON on Jun. 03 2015,09:46
Yellow headphone girl annoys me, for some reason. I hope her personality makes up for her stupid face.
Posted by TPRJones on Jun. 03 2015,10:57
(GORDON @ Jun. 03 2015,11:46)
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Yellow headphone girl annoys me, for some reason. I hope her personality makes up for her stupid face.
You would hate her so much. These days she's mostly doing videos on gender and LGBT issues.
But she's funny as hell. First time I encountered her was when she was on My Drunk Kitchen as < a bit of a stalker >.
Posted by Malcolm on Jun. 03 2015,10:59
(TPRJones @ Jun. 03 2015,12:57)
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(GORDON @ Jun. 03 2015,11:46)
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Yellow headphone girl annoys me, for some reason. I hope her personality makes up for her stupid face.
You would hate her so much. These days she's mostly doing videos on gender and LGBT issues.
She looks like Jason Hervey with a braided ponytail.
Posted by GORDON on Jun. 03 2015,11:32
(TPRJones @ Jun. 03 2015,13:57)
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(GORDON @ Jun. 03 2015,11:46)
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Yellow headphone girl annoys me, for some reason. I hope her personality makes up for her stupid face.
You would hate her so much. These days she's mostly doing videos on gender and LGBT issues.
But she's funny as hell. First time I encountered her was when she was on My Drunk Kitchen as < a bit of a stalker >.
Without knowing a thing about her, I want to punch her. Figuratively.
Posted by TPRJones on Jun. 03 2015,11:35
That's not what I find myself wanting to do to her.
Posted by Leisher on Jun. 03 2015,11:46
So far only TPR, Malcolm, and I have had to balls to post pictures of people we'd do. The rest of you are cowards!(See what I did there?)
Posted by GORDON on Jun. 03 2015,11:52
Planning on doing it this evening when on my main workstation so I can size shit to fit. I was the FIRST one who wanted to post pics of women.
Posted by Malcolm on Jun. 03 2015,11:52
(Leisher @ Jun. 03 2015,13:46)
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So far only TPR, Malcolm, and I have had to balls to post pictures of people we'd do. The rest of you are cowards!
(See what I did there?)
(See what I did there?)
Fine ... here's one.
Sure, you can find hot women, but how many of them can use a lathe, spot weld, and know their way around a car?
Posted by TheCatt on Jun. 03 2015,12:37
Well, my wife and I have the rule that either of us can sleep with women, so I don't need a list, but here goes:Amy Adams
Nicky Whelan
Alison Brie
Anna kendrick
J Law
Honorable mention:
Kate Mara
Posted by GORDON on Jun. 03 2015,12:39
Yeah that's why I wanted to be able to resize pics.
Posted by TheCatt on Jun. 03 2015,12:55
(GORDON @ Jun. 03 2015,15:39)
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Yeah that's why I wanted to be able to resize pics.
I like my women lifesize.
Posted by TPRJones on Jun. 03 2015,13:01
(GORDON @ Jun. 03 2015,14:39)
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Yeah that's why I wanted to be able to resize pics.
Just use
CODE
<img src="url" width=600>
instead of
CODE
[img]url[/img]
and you can set any size you want.
Posted by GORDON on Jun. 03 2015,13:51
Catt says size doesn't matter. Guys with small penises say that a lot.
Posted by TPRJones on Jun. 03 2015,17:00
Oh, man, I forgot Aubrey Plaza. But I can't pick who to replace. Five is just not enough.
Posted by TheCatt on Jun. 03 2015,17:39
(TPRJones @ Jun. 03 2015,20:00)
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Oh, man, I forgot Aubrey Plaza. But I can't pick who to replace.
Five is just not enough.
Five is just not enough.
Ewwww
Posted by TheCatt on Jun. 06 2015,19:13
Dreama walker. Mentioned her to the wife. Wife says "she's exceptionally attractive. Stunned that (catt) doesn't think so."She's a freaking alien.
Posted by TPRJones on Jun. 08 2015,08:30
What is wrong with her eyes?
Posted by TheCatt on Jun. 09 2015,04:44
(TPRJones @ Jun. 08 2015,11:30)
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What is wrong with her eyes?
Too wide apart - alien.
Posted by TheCatt on Jun. 19 2015,08:12
Posted by TheCatt on Jul. 01 2015,13:32
Posted by TheCatt on Jul. 14 2015,13:43
< Rose Leslie's pretty hot too >
Posted by TheCatt on Sep. 08 2015,10:57
(Leisher @ Jun. 02 2015,13:04)
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You know the " list of 5 celebs you're 'allowed' to do" that every married person knows about, can talk about, but would be murdered if they ever actually followed through with?
Post your 5 with pictures.
Here are my current 5:
Probably the person with the highest Q rating on the planet right now. (BTW, her name is Milana Vayntrub.)
Post your 5 with pictures.
Here are my current 5:
Probably the person with the highest Q rating on the planet right now. (BTW, her name is Milana Vayntrub.)
I still don't really know who that chick is, but I found < this > today.
Posted by TPRJones on Sep. 08 2015,11:09
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I still don't really know who that chick is...
You're missing out. She's < pretty hilarious >.
Posted by TheCatt on Sep. 08 2015,11:50
Her face is kinda fat.And it was just kinda funny. Hilarity did not ensue.
Posted by TPRJones on Sep. 08 2015,12:21
You must have watched the wrong video. Or your sense of humor is on the fritz.
Posted by Leisher on Sep. 16 2015,11:31
That's my #5. She's the hotter, younger Mila Kunis. Remember her? She was a thing before she married a talentless douchebag.
Posted by TheCatt on Sep. 16 2015,11:40
Let's keep our 5 to the present until we get way back machines.
Posted by Leisher on Sep. 16 2015,12:03
Who is not in the present?
Posted by Malcolm on Oct. 25 2015,15:38
Emilie de Ravin.
Posted by TheCatt on Oct. 25 2015,16:11
(Leisher @ Sep. 16 2015,15:03)
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Who is not in the present?
Mila Kunis.
Selma Hayel
Posted by Malcolm on Oct. 27 2015,19:29
Kat Dennings.
Posted by Alhazad on Oct. 27 2015,20:08
A.k.a. the girl who gets typecast as an ignorant, unlikeable loudmouth in nearly everything.Also, those corpse eyes. Ugh.
Posted by Malcolm on Oct. 27 2015,20:30
(Alhazad @ Oct. 27 2015,22:08)
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A.k.a. the girl who gets typecast as an ignorant, unlikeable loudmouth in nearly everything.
Also, those corpse eyes. Ugh.
Also, those corpse eyes. Ugh.
Wtf. Eyes are fine. As for typecasting, you do remember who I am, right?