Forum: General Stuff Topic: Smart Phones and Bathrooms started by: Vince Posted by Vince on Apr. 01 2015,07:10
There's something wrong with a person at the urinal with their smart phone in one hand checking messages and their pecker in the other taking a leak.I understand while dropping a deuce. The smart phone has taken the place of the daily news paper. But if you can't take a leak without putting your phone away you have some sort of affliction. Posted by TheCatt on Apr. 01 2015,07:25
That, and I've got to think the odds of dropping said phone while doing #1 is much greater than while doing #2.
Posted by Vince on Apr. 01 2015,07:30
I've seen this a few times. What spurred this particular outburst from myself was an idiot checking messages at the urinal next to me. He kept the phone (and his line of sight) to the side while doing so (not likely he'd drop it in the urinal). I was just waiting for him to piss on my foot and then I'd have probably been down in HR.
Posted by GORDON on Apr. 01 2015,08:56
I couldn't do that if I wanted to, I need two hands to control the aim of my massive cock.
Posted by TPRJones on Apr. 01 2015,09:08
Can't be that massive if the gravity of it alone isn't enough to keep it pointed down.EDIT: Unless men's rooms excite you, I guess. That could explain it. Posted by Malcolm on Apr. 01 2015,09:14
(TPRJones @ Apr. 01 2015,11:08) QUOTE EDIT: Unless men's rooms excite you, I guess. That could explain it. I don't think there's a "could" in question. Posted by GORDON on Apr. 01 2015,09:15
(TPRJones @ Apr. 01 2015,12:08) QUOTE Can't be that massive if the gravity of it alone isn't enough to keep it pointed down. EDIT: Unless men's rooms excite you, I guess. That could explain it. Picture a firehose when the 3 guys aren't there to control it. Posted by Malcolm on Apr. 01 2015,09:20
(GORDON @ Apr. 01 2015,11:15) QUOTE (TPRJones @ Apr. 01 2015,12:08) QUOTE Can't be that massive if the gravity of it alone isn't enough to keep it pointed down. EDIT: Unless men's rooms excite you, I guess. That could explain it. Picture a firehose when the 3 guys aren't there to control it. You're saying you can't piss properly without three guys firmly grasping your dick? I could see that. Posted by GORDON on Apr. 01 2015,14:23
My 2 hands = the strength of 3 men.
Posted by Malcolm on Apr. 01 2015,14:38
Probably from all that jacking off.
Posted by TheCatt on Apr. 01 2015,16:22
(Malcolm @ Apr. 01 2015,17:38) QUOTE Probably from all that jacking off. LOL Posted by GORDON on Apr. 01 2015,17:28
Jacking off like a viking.
Posted by TPRJones on Apr. 01 2015,17:32
... while wearing a hat with horns on?
Posted by GORDON on Apr. 01 2015,17:35
You don't?
Posted by Malcolm on Apr. 01 2015,18:26
(GORDON @ Apr. 01 2015,19:28) QUOTE Jacking off like a viking. With a bunch of other dudes on a ship somewhere? In a locker room full of football players that aren't going to win a Super Bowl? EDIT: Nm. He elaborated in < another thread >. QUOTE Goddam wood was so hard that I actually broke a 3inch lag screw I was putting into it.
Posted by GORDON on Apr. 01 2015,20:00
Ha."Twisted the head right off," if I recall correctly. |