Topic: Failure
started by: Leisher
Posted by Leisher on Nov. 03 2011,07:14
Obviously, this question won't apply to the rare female visitors to our forums, but for you gents:One of these will never work again in your lifetime, but you get to choose which one...
Posted by thibodeaux on Nov. 03 2011,08:13
Failure is not an option.
Posted by Leisher on Nov. 03 2011,08:36
Ha! I actually heard this question on Bill Burr's podcast, and he had a pretty good answer for it without not answering or cheating the question.
I'll share it after a few votes.
Posted by thibodeaux on Nov. 03 2011,08:45
This is definitely a Kobayashi Maru scenario.
Posted by GORDON on Nov. 03 2011,08:47
Can I give up 1 eye and 1 ball, and split the difference?
Posted by Leisher on Nov. 03 2011,11:22
So Bill Burr essentially said, "As you get older, your penis becomes less important."Look at the bright side, you'd get more work done...
Posted by TheCatt on Nov. 03 2011,11:58
So... who chose eyes?
Posted by Leisher on Nov. 03 2011,12:00
Me. You guys are crazy. 
Posted by TPRJones on Nov. 03 2011,14:35
As long as my tongue still works, I'll go for keeping the eyes.
Posted by GORDON on Nov. 03 2011,15:02
(TPRJones @ Nov. 03 2011,17:35)
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As long as my tongue still works, I'll go for keeping the eyes.
I don't understand this at all.
Posted by TPRJones on Nov. 03 2011,15:56
Please give your wife my condolences.
Posted by GORDON on Nov. 03 2011,16:36
No idea what you're talking about.
Posted by TheCatt on Nov. 04 2011,05:51
I asked my wife in a hypothetical female situation... and she said she'd rather be blind.
Posted by Leisher on Nov. 04 2011,06:17
I respect her immensely.
Posted by TheCatt on Nov. 04 2011,10:28
(Leisher @ Nov. 04 2011,09:17)
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I respect her immensely.
I was going to reply with "Well, it won't do much good without my penis..." but I really didn't want to explore that conversation.
I was also trying to imagine a world in which we're both blind, can't take care of the kids, etc... but can screw like rabbits.
Posted by Paul on Nov. 05 2011,14:54
I assume you can still use the penis for urination?I use my eyes pretty much all of my conscious life.
I use my penis substantially less than that.
Besides, I like being able to drive, work, hike, fish, kayak, etc. I'm not going to give that up so I can have 30 seconds of sex a few times a week.
Posted by TheCatt on Nov. 08 2011,16:15
Yeah, I agree with you, Paul. My wife was like "Well, by this age, I've pretty much seen everything before."
Posted by Leisher on Nov. 08 2011,16:35
I mean no disrespect by this but I might be in love with your wife.
Posted by TheCatt on Nov. 09 2011,09:19
(Leisher @ Nov. 08 2011,19:35)
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I mean no disrespect by this but I might be in love with your wife.
lol.. no worries, i am too.
Posted by Paul on Nov. 10 2011,09:37
(TheCatt @ Nov. 08 2011,16:15)
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Yeah, I agree with you, Paul. My wife was like "Well, by this age, I've pretty much seen everything before."
But how can somebody see enough?
There is no refractory period where I don't want to see anymore (except after tubgirl and goatse).
I think that if one were to lose their schlong, his body/lifestyle/mentality would adapt and compensate in some way. You'd either evolve a new form of sexuality or the importance would diminish.
Yes going blind would do lead to adaption, but it'd be a lot more extreme and you just can't compensate for the impact it would have on your life.
Posted by Leisher on Nov. 10 2011,10:22
Bah! I plan on becoming Matt Murdock.Meanwhile, you guys will live a lonely life as a cuckold.
Posted by TheCatt on May 10 2013,18:00
Bump, cuz I rehashed this with my wife and she said "This still makes total sense to me.'
Posted by Malcolm on May 10 2013,18:08
(thibodeaux @ Nov. 03 2011,10:13)
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Failure is not an option.
Supported. I don't believe in the no-win scenario.
Posted by Paul on May 11 2013,19:00
(TheCatt @ Nov. 08 2011,16:15)
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Yeah, I agree with you, Paul. My wife was like "Well, by this age, I've pretty much seen everything before."
So if I read that right, she'd rather you be blind than impotent?
I think she just wants you to bang her while wearing a paper bag over your head.
Posted by TheCatt on May 12 2013,03:43
As long as she wants to bang me...