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Forum: General Stuff Topic: Malcolm is missing started by: Leisher Posted by Leisher on Oct. 19 2011,12:08
Where is Malcolm?I'm going with "in love" because when guys disappear for a while, it's usually because of a woman. Posted by GORDON on Oct. 19 2011,12:09
I'm going "other," because "Trapped under a massive naked manpile" was not an option.
Posted by Paul on Oct. 19 2011,15:53
Only the good dye young, so death isn't an option.I went with "in love" but I think "getting some" would be a better way to phrase it. EDIT: Gordon, wouldn't he would be at the top of the man-pile? I've always thought he'd be a pitcher rather than a catcher. (You know, in my daydreams and all) Posted by Cakedaddy on Oct. 19 2011,16:48
The top is the catcher.
Posted by Paul on Oct. 20 2011,22:00
(Cakedaddy @ Oct. 19 2011,16:48) QUOTE The top is the catcher. No way. Really? I just assumed it was the other way. Posted by Cakedaddy on Oct. 21 2011,00:08
As it was explained to me, it's so the catcher can be in control the activity. Considering pain, potential damage, etc.
Posted by GORDON on Oct. 21 2011,04:19
eww
Posted by TheCatt on Oct. 21 2011,06:48
(Paul @ Oct. 21 2011,01:00) QUOTE (Cakedaddy @ Oct. 19 2011,16:48) QUOTE The top is the catcher. No way. Really? I just assumed it was the other way. Ditto. Are you sure? That just doesn't make sense. (google) < Urban Dictionary agrees with Paul and me. > Posted by TPRJones on Oct. 21 2011,08:01
"Top" and "Bottom" as used in that link aren't necessarily positional in terms of space; they refer more to the metaphorical positions.I don't have the intimate knowledge of the topic that Cakedaddy does, but I can imagine what he says may be true. Posted by Cakedaddy on Oct. 21 2011,10:27
I bet the dictionary was written by a straight guy who didn't know. Gay guys told me that the catcher goes on top for said reasons. I guess I'm leaning towards believing the dudes doin' it before what I read on the Internet.
Posted by TheCatt on Oct. 21 2011,14:48
Well, the catcher is the one with another dude's cock in his ass, right? I mean, top and bottom and be relative, but that isn't.
Posted by GORDON on Oct. 21 2011,14:49
I wonder if Malcolm didn't like us calling him on his negativity, of which we were doing more.
Posted by TPRJones on Oct. 21 2011,16:02
(TheCatt @ Oct. 21 2011,16:48) QUOTE Well, the catcher is the one with another dude's cock in his ass, right? I mean, top and bottom and be relative, but that isn't. "Catcher" and "Bottom" both refer to the receiver, regardless of actual position. The inverse is true of "Pitcher" and "Top". From Wikipedia: QUOTE Role vs. Position
Top, Bottom, and Versatile, as used in regards to sex between males, refer specifically to penetration role, regardless of the physical positioning during sex. For example, in positions where the inserting partner lies on his back and the receptive partner straddles the inserting partner, the inserting partner is still considered to assuming the "top" role, even though he is positioned on the bottom (and vice-versa). When used in reference to heterosexual and lesbian sex, the terms top, bottom, and versatile usually refer only to position and not to penetrative role. Posted by GORDON on Aug. 04 2012,16:05
2 days ago, I emailed Malcolm at the email address he used when he registered on this forum.It was a hotmail account. No response, yet. May be dead. Posted by Leisher on Aug. 04 2012,16:10
Anyone know his real name? I've thought about doing a Google search to see if he truly did die. Even if he just stopped coming here, usually folks pop back in from time to time. This would be especially true of IT type people. Posted by GORDON on Aug. 04 2012,16:13
Maybe he was the shooter in Aurora.
Posted by Malcolm on Aug. 05 2012,14:17
(GORDON @ Aug. 04 2012,18:13) QUOTE Maybe he was the shooter in Aurora. Oh, come the fuck on. You really think I'd go to a midnight showing when I got a job with paid vacation time? Posted by Malcolm on Aug. 05 2012,14:27
Let's go line by line:On a month long bender: what about the other months? Even at a laughably worse case scenario of a 1:1 recovery-to-drinking time ratio, that's a lot of months unaccounted for. In prison: viable option Dead: very viable option ... after cheating death a few times, the "law of averages" pendulum has to swing back eventually Occupying Wall Street: I'm employed, I don't have that kind of time. In love: I was almost going to go the "not even going to justify this with an answer" route, but no, not at all in any way, shape, or form. The thick, viscous black oil of Lovecraftian evil that is my blood flows as strong as ever. Back in his secret lair plotting his takeover of the Earth: this planet isn't worth taking over until the current dominant species pulls its head out of its collective ass or is removed entirely. Other: I see this got derailed pretty quickly. Posted by GORDON on Aug. 05 2012,15:07
(Malcolm @ Aug. 05 2012,17:27) QUOTE The thick, viscous black oil of Lovecraftian evil that is my blood flows as strong as ever. I think the sabbatical was good for you. Posted by GORDON on Aug. 05 2012,15:09
So you ever heard of League of Legends?Heh. Posted by Leisher on Aug. 05 2012,18:59
Glad to see you aren't dead.
Posted by Malcolm on Aug. 05 2012,20:36
(GORDON @ Aug. 05 2012,17:07) QUOTE (Malcolm @ Aug. 05 2012,17:27) QUOTE The thick, viscous black oil of Lovecraftian evil that is my blood flows as strong as ever. I think the sabbatical was good for you. No way in hell I'm calling the past year a sabbatical. Posted by Malcolm on Aug. 05 2012,20:37
(GORDON @ Aug. 05 2012,17:09) QUOTE So you ever heard of League of Legends? Heh. Yeah, I've had buddies addicted to that for years now. Posted by Malcolm on Aug. 05 2012,20:37
(Leisher @ Aug. 05 2012,20:59) QUOTE Glad to see you aren't dead. You should've seen what they did to Fresno Bob. Posted by GORDON on Aug. 05 2012,21:10
(Malcolm @ Aug. 05 2012,23:37) QUOTE (GORDON @ Aug. 05 2012,17:09) QUOTE So you ever heard of League of Legends? Heh. Yeah, I've had buddies addicted to that for years now. We need a regular 5th. But you can't suck, so. Posted by Malcolm on Aug. 06 2012,09:41
I need a laptop battery that can hold a charge.
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