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Forum: General Stuff Topic: Obama jokes started by: Leisher Posted by Leisher on Mar. 31 2010,05:58
Attributed to the late night hosts, which is probably not true, but that doesn't make them less funny:Liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -O'Brien Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. -Leno Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -Letterman Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America ! -Fallon Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. -Kimmel Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. -Letterman Posted by GORDON on Mar. 31 2010,06:10
Wow. I guess they finally decided Obama was funny.
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