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Malcolm 
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Posted on: Dec. 31 2004,13:00 |
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Went to see Blade w\ my brother o'er my vacation & I see not one, but two fucking trailers for remakes. Jesus fucking goddamn Christ.
Someone's remaking the Amityville Horror. Fine, whatever.
Then some fucker goes & remakes Assault on Precinct 13. Phillistines.
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thibodeaux
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Posted on: Jan. 02 2005,17:14 |
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Saw trailer for a remake of The Longest Yard.
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Paul
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Posted on: Jan. 03 2005,13:18 |
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I did a Google for movie remakes and found these, with the projected release date. Please post pics of Malcolm's head exploding.
39 Steps, The 2005
A-Team, The 2006
Abominable Snowman, The 2005
All the King's Men 2005
Back to School 2006
Bad News Bears, The 2006
Bewitched 2005
Bride of Frankenstein ?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2005
Curious George 2005
Dallas 2006
Dukes of Hazzard 2005
Evil Dead 2006
Fahrenheit 451 2005
Fantastic Four 2005
Flash Gordon 2006
Flight of the Phoenix 2004
Fly, The 2005
Footloose 2004
Gunga Din 2005
Hairspray 2006
He-Man 2006
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The 2005
I Dream of Jeannie 2006
Iron Man 2005
Journey to the Center of the Earth 2005
King Kong 2005
Knightrider 2005
Last Unicorn, The 2006
Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, The 2005
Miami Vice 2006
Munsters, The 2006
Night of the Iguana, The 2005
Oliver Twist 2005
Poseidon Adventure, The 2005
Pride and Prejudice 2005
Producers, The 2005
Revenge of the Nerds 2006
Seconds 2005
Shaggy Dog, The 2005
Six Million Dollar Man, The 2005
Superman 2006
Sweeney Todd 2005
Three Stooges, The 2005
Transformers, The 2006
War of the Worlds, The 2006
Note: Website also list a bunch of sequals.
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Leisher
Top 3%, yo.
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Posted on: Jan. 04 2005,07:00 |
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To be fair, some of those aren't remakes.
Not that I'm endorsing Hollywood as they've obviously run out of ideas.
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mbilderback
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Posted on: Jan. 04 2005,07:16 |
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| Quote (Leisher @ Jan. 04 2005,09:00) | To be fair, some of those aren't remakes.
Not that I'm endorsing Hollywood as they've obviously run out of ideas. |
I was thinking the same thing, but damn, it definately seems that new movies are never anything but rehashes of old movies. I cannot believe that this is it, we've explored every concept that's interesting enough for a movie (and many that aren't).
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Malcolm
I disagree.
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I believe we're all losing sight of the most important issues here :
1) Can they get Mr. T to reprise his role?
2) Who the fuck plays Hannibal since Peppard died?
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Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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Leisher
Top 3%, yo.
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Posted on: Jan. 07 2005,13:57 |
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| Quote | | 1) Can they get Mr. T to reprise his role? |
I hear he'll be in it, but he probably won't be B.A. Barrakus.
| Quote | | 2) Who the fuck plays Hannibal since Peppard died? |
There are some very good B list actors who could fill that role easily. Knowing Hollywood though, they'll totally miscast it. Maybe it'll be Chevy Chase or Oprah Winfrey.
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mbilderback
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Posted on: Jan. 07 2005,14:04 |
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McCauley Culkin or however the hell you spell his name. Imagine him with a cigar in his mouth. 
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Paul
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| Quote (mbilderback @ Jan. 07 2005,14:04) | | McCauley Culkin or however the hell you spell his name. Imagine him with a cigar in his mouth. |
Ways to answer that.
a) What would Freud say about your cigar in McCauley's mouth idea?
b) Michael Jackson beat you to it.
c) Some Clinton/Lewinski joke that I haven't worked out yet.
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