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Malcolm 
I disagree.
Group: Privateers
Posts: 27168
Joined: May 2004
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Posted on: Jan. 14 2016,20:36 |
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Synopsis:
A horror flick that could charitably be described as moving slower than your average Mark Trail story arc.
Review:
Ashley Greene, best known for looking like but not being Kristin Stewart, is a retard 20-something searching for her estranged father and instead finds a Norman Bates-style family with murderous, incestuous, sadistic, and rapey intentions. Â It mercifully ends 128 minutes in. Â You can just watch the last 28 and it's pretty much the same film, only shorter.
Verdict:
The most boring story about torture and killing since Wolf Creek.
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Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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