Malcolm 
I disagree.
Group: Privateers
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Joined: May 2004
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Posted on: Nov. 04 2015,09:19 |
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Synopsis:
It's like a shitload of UO newbies at the Brit crossroads for the first time, except with subways, the homeless, some hipsters, and a couple strippers.
Review:
You almost think there could be a decent film underneath the shallow characters and bad writing. Perhaps there is.
Some douchebag blues are attending a bachelor party. During their travels, they get trapped in a little-used part of the subway for the night. The tunnels are inhabited by cannibal PKs who, in spite of living in a fucking subway, possess inexplicably good health and a vast collection of sharp, pointy things.
Verdict:
Mostly cookie-cutter horror. But it seems more legit since the villains aren't ghosts or aliens or mutants or anything like that.
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Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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