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Once, the table was set for dessert so haphazardly that my spoon ended up next to my water glass instead of my plate.
I know that's probably a huge thing, but I can't imagine anyone actually saying that sentence except in the most New Englandy, WASPish accent imaginable followed by the remark, "Dear god, I think he was a Yale man." Â It makes me think that professor from Gilligan's Island wrote it.
Edited by Malcolm on Jan. 13 2016,14:32
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Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
