USC wants to know how often you're getting laid.
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The questionnaire requested details about the students’ sexual encounters, such as the number and frequency of them within the past three months, according to Campus Reform, a higher-education watchdog website.
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“All colleges and universities are required by law to provide such training,” Dickey said in the university’s statement, “and our training was a standardized module being used by hundreds of colleges and universities across the country.”
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Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."