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This bride has standards.
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What is 15 plus 6? When the groom answered “17,” the bride left and refused to return, despite the groom’s family’s pleas, according to police.

Those standards aren't exactly high.


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the bride’s father, Mohar Singh, said. “Even a first grader can answer this.”

This is why they are taking all our programming jobs.
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(Vince @ Mar. 13 2015,10:29)
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the bride’s father, Mohar Singh, said. “Even a first grader can answer this.”

This is why they are taking all our programming jobs.

Most of the Indian programmers I've met have been average.  It's their willingness to work cheaper and longer that's making a difference.

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What is 15 plus 6? When the groom answered “17,” the bride left and refused to return, despite the groom’s family’s pleas, according to police.

Those standards aren't exactly high.

"According to police"

Whaaaa?
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Math police?
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What is 15 plus 6? When the groom answered “17,” the bride left and refused to return, despite the groom’s family’s pleas, according to police.

Those standards aren't exactly high.

"According to police"

Whaaaa?

I'm assuming since it's India a whole shitload of transactions, some monetary in nature, have taken place prior to this wedding.  When the wedding's called off, some people try to recover their expenses.  A few of the Indians at work have described their "courtships."  We'd probably call them "negotiations between sets of parents."

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