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Because smart phones and tablets used during those fucking retarded safety speeches might cause the world to end.

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I've never had much respect for the airplane waitresses, but I started actively hating them when they ignored the fact I had a 350 pound behemoth in the seat next to me taking up half my seat and they kept slamming into me with the drink cart and would never even make eye contact with me, much less apologize.

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From my cold, dead hands.

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Unless forced at gunpoint, I don't foresee ever flying again in my life.  Unless I become stinking rich enough to use private jets exclusively.
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(Vince @ Oct. 13 2014,14:47)
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Unless forced at gunpoint, I don't foresee ever flying again in my life. Ā Unless I become stinking rich enough to use private jets exclusively.

I have to take a minimum of two plane trips a year.  I pray for snowstorms that ground me every time.

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"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."

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