(GORDON @ Apr. 15 2014,19:07)
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Ha.
I could have been a pro ball player, I just had some trouble with my infield game and my batting. Â And running.
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[Leo] Durocher liked to say of Eddie Stanky, the sparkplug on his 1951 pennant-winning Giants team,
  "He can't hit, he can't field, he can't run. All he can do is beat you."
Edited by Malcolm on Apr. 15 2014,18:35
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Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."