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I stumbled across this product on a whim, as we use gummies in our home to bribe our toddler to "be good" and "fetch us beer and queso from the refrigerator". As I was reading the reviews, and laughing uncontrollably, I sent the link to my husband and encouraged him to read them as well. Well, my husband is borderline mentally "disabled" (is that PC?) and thought it would be a good idea to buy them.

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The first time I ever had sugar-free candy was also the last time.  I thought I had the stomach flu.

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Sugar-free candy is like alcohol-free beer.

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Sugar-free candy is like alcohol-free beer.

No... it's so much worse.  It's a living hell.

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This is going to be a frat hazing routine real soon.

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If I were a Jags fan, I'd send a few bags of these to the Denver locker room before the game.

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One of their corporate bigwigs just died.  Maybe from eating these, who knows.

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The inventor, iirc.  And he was 90

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