I was with him up until ...
QUOTE
“Without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV, which actually comes from cunnilingus.”
... then I was like, what does that have to do with Michael Douglas?
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Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
