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Leisher 
Top 3%, yo.
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Posted on: Mar. 12 2013,08:12 |
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Read the reviews.
Sometimes, I love the interwebs.
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TPRJones
I saw The Fault in our Stars opening night.
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Posted on: Mar. 18 2013,09:03 |
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Hutzler? Really? Well aren't we Mr. High And Mighty Money Pants Guy!
I come for a simple middle-class family, and all we could afford was Fox Run. And damn it, our sliced bananas were just as good as yours! I mean, sure, Hetzler is cheaper now, what wiht the sale and all, but do you know how expensive it used to be when it was full price?
We never even dreamed of owning a Chef'n. That would just have been crazy.
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Leisher
Top 3%, yo.
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Posted on: Mar. 18 2013,10:50 |
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I seriously want to meet someone who bought one because they honestly need it.
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Malcolm
I disagree.
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Posted on: Mar. 18 2013,11:08 |
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Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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Malcolm
I disagree.
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Posted on: Mar. 18 2013,12:25 |
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The target market is the intersection of people too physically impaired to slice soft fruit yet still living without in-home care of some kind?
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Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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TPRJones
I saw The Fault in our Stars opening night.
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Posted on: Mar. 18 2013,12:38 |
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Yes.
Papaw took care of her, but he had Parkinson's so bad if you gave him a knife you'd might as well line up some balloons because you were going to have an impromptu knife-throwing act on your hands.
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GORDON
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Posted on: Mar. 19 2013,09:16 |
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I've been looking at so many different banana slicers lately that amazon is now suggesting to me similar items, like this awesome strawberry stem remover.
http://www.amazon.com/gp....=507846
And the first review:
QUOTE This is a remarkable little device that does what I purchased it to do, remove the stems from strawberries. Unfortunately, it works too well.
First, I removed the stems from the strawberries at the breakfast table. All well and good.
Then, I went into the fridge and removed the stems from the strawberries there. Excessive, my wife says.
So I went to the local supermarket and removed the stems from several boxes of strawberries. The manager told me to stop. But he didn't say anything about the tomatoes, which I began to de-stem. The police office was much less friendly than I expected, but at least he didn't arrest me.
When I got back home, I started planting tomatoes. When my yard was full I started planting tomatoes in the neighbor's yard. The police officer was even less friendly, but he was kindly compared to the warden.
At least they let me remove the stems from the tomatoes in the prison kitchen, and with good behavior, I should be paroled in a couple of months.
So if you buy one of these, be careful not to get too excited.
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