http://www.nydailynews.com/news....1099816
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Driver Stephanie Dillard, after colliding with a Houston city bus, wandered to a nearby CVS where she peeled off her clothes and scarfed down some ice cream, a local television station reported.
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Dillard’s 5-year-old child suffered a gash over his eye in the crash, and was left at the accident scene with his 12-year-old and 16-year-old siblings.
But this is the best part, at the very end:
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Authorities were unsure what caused Dillard’s strange behavior in the aftermath of the wreck.
SRSLY? I'm guessing it starts with D and rhymes with rugs.