Lawyers threaten ThinkGeek.com over slogan for canned unicorn meat.
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Pork Board spokeswoman Ceci Snyder said the board's attorneys are instructed to protect the "Other White Meat" trademark in all cases to avoid future legal challenges to the slogan.
"Clearly there's some fun being had, and we can laugh, too," Snyder said. "But in the end they're just following the law."
Right. I hope they weren't getting paid on an hourly basis or anything. Fucking twits.
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Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
