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Bird flu.
SARS.

Yawn.


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The day people stop telling me there's something new around the corner that's coming to kill me is the day I'll be worried.

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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 28 2009,14:59 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

There are reports out of Mexico City in Twitter feeds of the Swine Flu dead... rising.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090425235944AACcY0v

http://www.cafemom.com/group/416/forums/read/8706949/Swine_Flu_Zombies

Swine flu zombie being pursued on Hollywood Blvd...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090427205935AArdY1P

The Zombie Preparedness Initiative is going to Zomcon 4.

http://ww2.zombieinitiative.org/node/3503


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Bird flu.
SARS.

Yawn.

You've learned your lessons well young grass hopper ;-)
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Patient Zero in World War Z was also a young boy.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news....TO=1490


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Heh, I saved the same pic with diff caption.

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My employer just canceled a massive meeting cos of the "threat & panic" due to the swine flu "epidemic."

Christ on a crutch.


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Then score, right?  Convince him some paid days off are needed in the name of being responsible.

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Hell, I just left a group of 8 at my bar that was supposed to be in a Mexican Resort today.  Yeah me!!!!!!!!!
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Then score, right? Ā Convince him some paid days off are needed in the name of being responsible.

We churn out enough morons as it is.

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One of my students tested positive for this shyte.  Let's see how virulent it really is.

Bring it on, you bitch of a virus.


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Dare you to go lick him.  Or her.

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Dare you to go lick him. Ā Or her.

My immune system has been boosted to superhuman levels by years of doing research studies.  Shit, most of my mixers have assloads of vitamin C.

And no.  Exposure to the aerosol is enough.


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Well, last year I predicted 2012 would see a pachyderm flu. I was slightly off.

Seal flu.
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SARS 2:

And it's racist
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The virus had infected 44 people worldwide as of last week, most of them in the Middle East, according to the World Health Organization's most recent update Thursday. Half of them have died.
Also in its Thursday update, the WHO appeared to have given the novel coronavirus a name: Middle East respiratory symptom coronavirus, or MERS-CoV


It'll probably destroy humanity as we know it
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A new SARS-like virus recently found in humans is "a threat to the entire world," according to the director-general of the United Nations' World Health Organization.
The so-called novel coronavirus "is not a problem that any single affected country can keep to itself or manage all by itself," Margaret Chan said Monday in her closing remarks at the 66th World Assembly in Geneva, Switzerland.
The world needs to pull together its resources to properly tackle the virus which, Chan said, is her "greatest concern" at present


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