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I've been eating white rice for decades but always went for the plain, long-grain Carolina Rice.  But the other day that shelf was empty and all they had was Jasmine Rice.... which I always passed over because plain ol' rice was good enough for me, dag-gummit, and eating something called "Jasmine Rice" would have made me look citified, and like I was putting on airs.

But goddam, this stuff smells great when cooking and even tastes better than regular white rice.

So the question is, am I gay now?


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So the question is, am I gay now?

Like just right now?  Probably not.  I'd wager it happened years ago.

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But goddam, this stuff smells great when cooking and even tastes better than regular white rice.

Try Basmati.  The two have been hybridized.


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So the question is, am I gay now?

No.

It's an unfortunate name, but this isn't hippy rice.  It's Thai.  If you've ever been to a decent Thai restaurant, you've already had jasmine rice.


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Your mom had jasmine rice.

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My mom wouldn't eat that, she hated Asians.

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That doesn't even make sense.  Your mom is dumb.

Plus, asian chicks can be pretty hot.


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Your mom is dumb.

No argument here.

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No argument here.

We think you're ok, though.

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