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We tried eating without the TV only once, and it taught us the surest way to ruin a perfectly good marriage is by talking to each other.
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Everybody's marriage is falling apart except ours. See, the problem's communication. Too much communication.
- Homer Simpson
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Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."