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Vince 
I make sweet, sweet love to my legally licenced copy of Microsoft Vista.

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Posted on: Apr. 01 2015,07:10 |
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There's something wrong with a person at the urinal with their smart phone in one hand checking messages and their pecker in the other taking a leak.
I understand while dropping a deuce. The smart phone has taken the place of the daily news paper. But if you can't take a leak without putting your phone away you have some sort of affliction.
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TheCatt 
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Posted on: Apr. 01 2015,07:25 |
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That, and I've got to think the odds of dropping said phone while doing #1 is much greater than while doing #2.
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Vince 
I make sweet, sweet love to my legally licenced copy of Microsoft Vista.

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Posted on: Apr. 01 2015,07:30 |
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I've seen this a few times. What spurred this particular outburst from myself was an idiot checking messages at the urinal next to me. He kept the phone (and his line of sight) to the side while doing so (not likely he'd drop it in the urinal). I was just waiting for him to piss on my foot and then I'd have probably been down in HR.
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GORDON 
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Posted on: Apr. 01 2015,08:56 |
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I couldn't do that if I wanted to, I need two hands to control the aim of my massive cock.
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TPRJones 
I saw The Fault in our Stars opening night.

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Posted on: Apr. 01 2015,09:08 |
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Can't be that massive if the gravity of it alone isn't enough to keep it pointed down.
EDIT: Unless men's rooms excite you, I guess. That could explain it.
Edited by TPRJones on Apr. 01 2015,09:08
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Malcolm 
I disagree.

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Posted on: Apr. 01 2015,09:20 |
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(GORDON @ Apr. 01 2015,11:15)
QUOTE (TPRJones @ Apr. 01 2015,12:08)
QUOTE Can't be that massive if the gravity of it alone isn't enough to keep it pointed down.
EDIT: Unless men's rooms excite you, I guess. Â That could explain it. Picture a firehose when the 3 guys aren't there to control it. You're saying you can't piss properly without three guys firmly grasping your dick? I could see that.
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GORDON 
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Posted on: Apr. 01 2015,14:23 |
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My 2 hands = the strength of 3 men.
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Malcolm 
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Posted on: Apr. 01 2015,14:38 |
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Probably from all that jacking off.
-------------- Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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GORDON 
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Posted on: Apr. 01 2015,17:28 |
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Jacking off like a viking.
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TPRJones 
I saw The Fault in our Stars opening night.

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Posted on: Apr. 01 2015,17:32 |
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... while wearing a hat with horns on?
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GORDON 
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Posted on: Apr. 01 2015,17:35 |
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You don't?
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Malcolm 
I disagree.

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Posted on: Apr. 01 2015,18:26 |
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(GORDON @ Apr. 01 2015,19:28)
QUOTE Jacking off like a viking. With a bunch of other dudes on a ship somewhere? In a locker room full of football players that aren't going to win a Super Bowl?
EDIT: Nm. Â He elaborated in another thread. QUOTE Goddam wood was so hard that I actually broke a 3inch lag screw I was putting into it.
Edited by Malcolm on Apr. 01 2015,18:31
-------------- Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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GORDON 
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Posted on: Apr. 01 2015,20:00 |
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Ha.
"Twisted the head right off," if I recall correctly.
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