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Obviously, this question won't apply to the rare female visitors to our forums, but for you gents:

One of these will never work again in your lifetime, but you get to choose which one...
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Ha!

I actually heard this question on Bill Burr's podcast, and he had a pretty good answer for it without not answering or cheating the question.

I'll share it after a few votes.
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This is definitely a Kobayashi Maru scenario.
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Can I give up 1 eye and 1 ball, and split the difference?

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So Bill Burr essentially said, "As you get older, your penis becomes less important."

Look at the bright side, you'd get more work done...
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So... who chose eyes?

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Me. You guys are crazy.  :D
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As long as my tongue still works, I'll go for keeping the eyes.

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As long as my tongue still works, I'll go for keeping the eyes.

I don't understand this at all.

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Please give your wife my condolences.

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No idea what you're talking about.

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I asked my wife in a hypothetical female situation... and she said she'd rather be blind.

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I respect her immensely.
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I respect her immensely.

I was going to reply with "Well, it won't do much good without my penis..." but I really didn't want to explore that conversation. :)

I was also trying to imagine a world in which we're both blind, can't take care of the kids, etc... but can screw like rabbits.

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I assume you can still use the penis for urination?

I use my eyes pretty much all of my conscious life.
I use my penis substantially less than that.

Besides, I like being able to drive, work, hike, fish, kayak, etc.  I'm not going to give that up so I can have 30 seconds of sex a few times a week.

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Yeah, I agree with you, Paul. My wife was like "Well, by this age, I've pretty much seen everything before."

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I mean no disrespect by this but I might be in love with your wife.
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I mean no disrespect by this but I might be in love with your wife.

lol.. no worries, i am too.

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Yeah, I agree with you, Paul. My wife was like "Well, by this age, I've pretty much seen everything before."

But how can somebody see enough?
There is no refractory period where I don't want to see anymore (except after tubgirl and goatse).

I think that if one were to lose their schlong, his body/lifestyle/mentality would adapt and compensate in some way.  You'd either evolve a new form of sexuality or the importance would diminish.

Yes going blind would do lead to adaption, but it'd be a lot more extreme and you just can't compensate for the impact it would have on your life.

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