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GORDON 
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Posted on: Oct. 25 2011,04:52 |
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I was in Atlanta hanging out with Ted Turner and we were all like BFFs.
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TheCatt
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Posted on: Oct. 25 2011,05:29 |
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I was dating a 6'6" version of Mystique... except, instead of being blue, her normal form was 5'6", and with a smooth hairy back (like a... less hairy dog), a nearly shaved head, and may have been missing her right leg (or it was shadows, I couldn't quite tell).
She was naked a lot, and was ashamed of her normal form, so kept being tall and naked.
(My wife and I watched X-Men: First Class this weekend)
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GORDON
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Posted on: Oct. 26 2011,06:34 |
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I like your dream better, but mine did have interesting imagery of an Altanta mega city, and observing thunder storms from a penthouse in an impossibly high skyscraper.
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TPRJones
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Posted on: Oct. 26 2011,07:02 |
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I dreamed that Malcolm came back and the reason he'd been gone so long was because he had sexual reassignment surgery. And now he was a really hot chick. And then we started making out.
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GORDON
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Posted on: Oct. 27 2011,06:06 |
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Aliens genociding humans, systematically. Humans so sick of the misery they are willingly walking into the disintigrators. I am convincing them to hold on, fight back. Escape. Forming an underground. Being hunted. Evading capture.
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GORDON
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Posted on: Oct. 30 2011,06:18 |
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Two blondes, one asian chick.
Good dream.
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TheCatt
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Posted on: Oct. 30 2011,07:04 |
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I dreamt I had $100 million and was trying to find a financial adviser to take care of it, since it was so much money I didn't care any more.
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Paul
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Posted on: Oct. 30 2011,07:51 |
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I dreamed that the police department wanted to do a presentation at the local meeting hall, so the took the server out of the rack, and several other PC's, and they set up operations over there.
I do IT there, so I was like "WTF?"
Proprietary programs from a private Chicago company were not functioning, and they wanted me to fix all the stuff they had screwed up. Â (I think it needed equipment they had not moved)
After I left there I went to my father's church. Â I went into the basement and found a bunch of vampires gorging on dead bodies (eating them, not sucking blood). Â I got out and went up into the main section where there were vampires in suites and stuff (no orgy of gore) and so I snuck out of there.
Then I went into the parking lot (which was dirt instead of paved) to escape and see help on my motorcycle and Megan Fox came out and wanted to escape with me. Â She tried to seduce me, but she was a vampire so I pushed her away and rode off.
Then I had someone on my motorcycle with me. Â I think it started out as my bother but ended up as my daughter.
We were in a big city, and I missed my turn into a building the court building was. Â I was going to make an illegal U-turn but as I did I noticed a motorcycle cop in the middle of the road, right where I was going to turn.
Instead of turning I acted like I had seen him the whole time and rode to him, stopped, and asked directions to the court building.
He pointed it out behind me. Â I got back into traffic (I had a hard time jump starting my motorcycle) and made a right into a side street so I could approach the court building from a different direction.
That's it. Â Ends boring.
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I can identify a whole lot of the inspiration the dreams.
The police department needs me to do some changes, that could potentially have some unwanted downtime.
I watched some show about horror movies before going to bed, hence the vampires.
I have no idea why I went to court (other than to report the vampires), but last night on my drive home with my daughter I saw a cop car in the middle of the road, with his lights off.
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TheCatt
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Posted on: Nov. 08 2011,11:46 |
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I've been on Percocet the past day recovering from a tonsillectomy.
I've generally slept poorly with all the pain, but the dreams have been like an LCD mash-up of everything in the world. They last like 5-10 seconds, then move on to something completely random, and once they're gone, they're gone, nearly impossible to bring back.
About the only one I can partially remember is Obama was doing a covering of Hank Williams Jr doing a cover of some black singer (forgot the original singer/song)... oh, and another one where I was flying out of the sunroof in my house, only to look down and see a full roof, and wondering where the open part went.
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GORDON
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Posted on: Nov. 08 2011,17:10 |
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Sleeping on the couch at Vince's house, and I was so tired and sleeping so deeply that when I woke up some animal had chewed off the pinky and ring finger of my left hand.
In the dream I said, "Could have been worse. I'm a right-handed shooter."
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Alhazad
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Posted on: Nov. 12 2011,18:04 |
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I have strange dreams.
I'm working at a nature park/water park, the devil sucks the park to an alternate reality and the people I'm hanging out with turn into dogs, I turn into a werewolf(?) and leave out a window up to the rooftops, elephants start going wild and one bull rips a school bus in half (kills the driver, was otherwise empty), park's employees and visitors vote overwhelmingly (~93%, displayed on a giant LED billboard) to kill the elephants for their own safety, I start breathing fire(still a werewolf) to scare angry elephants away and go on the run from them, elephants wreck up the park until I find a red baby elephant and take it in for hostage negotiations.
Malcolm left?
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GORDON
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Posted on: Dec. 18 2011,05:52 |
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Had another military dream last night.... probably the most recurring subject in my dreams.
Was deployed on a ship with a small team. We get called up to do various missions in faraway lands.
On this particular day we had already completed 2 missions, and were getting called out for a 3rd, which was unusual because we were tired. We got the briefing and were gearing up. Then out helo pilot came to us and said that the intel brief was a lie, and our mission to "clear a road from point a to point b" was designed to get us deliberately killed so reporters could see American bodies on the ground and start a full war.
SO then we went in and won anyway because fuck them.
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