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Leisher 
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Posted on: Feb. 16 2011,06:42 |
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Every time I hear any of these celebrities' names, it's for something negative.
Lindsay Lohan is probably headed back to jail and cannot kick the drugs, plus she's apparently a whore. Her latest incidents are allegedly stealing a necklace, moving into a place near her "not on friendly terms" ex-girlfriend, and multiple violations of her probation.
Charlie Sheen is addicted to booze, drugs, porn stars, and scandals, and according to interviews he gave as recently as the past two days he has no plans to quit any of those things. His last headline was a trip to rehab after a hospital stay following a 36 bender of coke and booze with 5 porn stars. I don't know whether to feel pity for him or jealousy.
Frankie Muniz is the dark horse here. He's a child star, so he's got that going against him. He also seems to really think highly of himself despite having zero success except for Malcolm in the Middle. He's apparently sort of violent and has tried to fight other big name actors, which is hilarious. It'd be like fighting a 13 year old. Now he has allegedly punched his girlfriend and held a gun to his own head. He's like Fred Savage without the talent and mental stability.
Now if you go with "Other", stipulate who, and if you feel like it, why. It's easy to pick the rest of the world versus these three, especially when it seems like the nuttiest ones live the longest. For example: Courtney Love is still alive.
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GORDON
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Posted on: Feb. 16 2011,07:47 |
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Going with Lohan.
Muniz, I think, is doing fine but possibly just having to deal with a poisonous woman for the first time in his life. Â
I think Sheen is like Doc Holiday, and has not yet begun to defile himself. He's abusing himself, but having fun.
Lohan just has the trainwreck vibe.
Edited by GORDON on Feb. 16 2011,13:54
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TheCatt
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Posted on: Feb. 16 2011,08:31 |
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I went with Sheen, but then I googled Muniz. I think I'm wrong.
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Malcolm
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Posted on: Feb. 16 2011,13:47 |
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Charlie and Lindsay have been doing their insane routine for a bit. They seem, for lack of a better term, to have achieved some sort of stability with their vices, albeit chaotic.
Out of those three, I'd vote for Frankie. Suggesting a more likely candidate requires a spot of thinking.
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"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
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Leisher
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Posted on: Mar. 02 2011,06:32 |
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At this point I don't know if I should feel pity for Sheen or envy him.
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TheCatt
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Posted on: Mar. 02 2011,09:12 |
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Well, he is a winner who won more winnings during your post than you've won lately. winner.
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Leisher
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Posted on: Mar. 02 2011,13:50 |
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Superheroes using Charlie Sheen lines:
Sheen Family Circus:
To be fair, this next one isn't fair, as it's taken out of context. Sheen was asked when was the last time he used drugs. This was his answer...
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TPRJones
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Posted on: Mar. 22 2011,11:15 |
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I can't decide if I want to go watch the train wreck in person or not.
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Leisher
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Posted on: Mar. 22 2011,18:11 |
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CBS wants Sheen back?
If they bring him back, then he is fucking winning.
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Malcolm
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Posted on: Mar. 23 2011,08:43 |
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Shit, he may as well run the goddamned network if he pulls this off.
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"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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TPRJones
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Posted on: Apr. 03 2011,19:35 |
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Well, glad I decided to pass on that.
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Malcolm
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Posted on: Apr. 03 2011,19:39 |
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Only sort of related, but ...
QUOTE Sheen plays the track he recorded with Snopp Dogg. But Snoop, despite promises, is a no-show (he was actually back in Los Angeles, performing live on stage at Nickelodeon’s Kids Choice Awards).
If you would've told me, fifteen years ago, that Snoop would ever be playing the Kids Choice Awards, I would've have laughed my ass off.
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"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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TPRJones
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Posted on: Apr. 03 2011,21:03 |
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Sheen tweets constantly. His feed is almost non-stop. Until now.
His last tweet is a pic of the audience at the beginning of the show. After that is nothing but silence.
Seems he knows he blew it. Either that or someone doing his PR finally get the keys to twitter away from him.
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Leisher
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Posted on: Apr. 05 2011,05:45 |
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Apparently, he wasn't tweeting because he was busy retooling his show.
Looks like it was far more successful.
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TheCatt
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Posted on: Apr. 05 2011,06:04 |
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Only place to go was up.
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Leisher
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Posted on: May 13 2011,10:38 |
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Ashton Kutcher will replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men.
Wow. What a terrible casting choice. They went from a drug and sex addicted maniac to a sex addicted talentless seducer of the elderly.
I seriously don't know anyone who likes Asthon Kutcher. I really don't know why he's famous. With the exception of an ensemble show he happened to be on, nothing he has done or been a part of has been successful.
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Malcolm
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Posted on: May 13 2011,11:06 |
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Every dumbass sixteen years of age and younger knows him from Punk'd almost as much as "That 70s Show."
EDIT : So, how are they going to work him into the show? "Well, Charlie had a traffic mishap and had major facial reconstruction. And he hit his head, so there could be some amnesia..."
Edited by Malcolm on May 13 2011,11:07
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Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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Leisher
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Posted on: Jun. 14 2011,06:21 |
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Sheen in a new sitcom?
QUOTE Those in the know in the industry say Sheen is all but “uninsurable,” and it is doubtful that new show will be picked up by any major networks, such as ABC or NBC.
One of the stupidest fucking quotes I've ever seen in my life.
This guy just left Two and a Half Men, which has made something like a billion dollars. That's not hyperbole, but actual fact. If Sheen was the catalyst behind that, and I hear from folks who watched that show that he was, then not only will someone insure him, but every network, including CBS, will want this show.
Hell, I've never watched a single episode of Two and a Half Men, but I guarantee I'll tune into Sheen's new show just because of the interest his recent trouble has stirred.
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