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GORDON 
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Posted on: Feb. 09 2010,10:39 |
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Conversation with my 4 year old son, a few minutes ago:
Him: I need to read my bible book
Me: Your what?
Him: My bible book.
Me: Who got you a bible book?
Him: It is a bible book for kids.
Me: Why do you need to read it?
Him: So I can learn about god.
Me: Who is telling you about god?
Him: Gramma. I need to learn about god so I know it.
Grrrr.
She knows this will piss me off, too.
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TPRJones
I saw The Fault in our Stars opening night.
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Posted on: Feb. 09 2010,11:25 |
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"Okay, but while you read it, just remember..."
(leans in close and whispers)
"it's all lies!"
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GORDON
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Posted on: Feb. 09 2010,11:28 |
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I was just hoping he would be a little older before he started getting exposed to this conflicting information from different members of his family.
This is the first step that leads to the cynicism of "almost everyone is full of shit." It makes me sad he is now on the path.
Edited by GORDON on Feb. 09 2010,11:34
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GORDON
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Posted on: Feb. 09 2010,12:55 |
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I was hoping to teach him to.... have the tools to make his own decisions, but later in life. I guess realistically I wasn't going to get much more than 4 years before he was exposed to such things.
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Malcolm
I disagree.
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Posted on: Feb. 09 2010,13:07 |
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No such luck. For the already programmed, it's never too early to start programming others.
I got a buddy I went to college w\, used to go drinking w\ a couple times a week -- he can't go more than 5 - 10 minutes w\o mentioning god in some way, shape, or form. Drinking time has gone down considerably.
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"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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GORDON
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Posted on: Feb. 09 2010,13:11 |
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I want to raise him on a tropical island like Julius from Twins.
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unkbill
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Posted on: Feb. 10 2010,07:01 |
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Have his memory wiped and ship him to the island.
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